Tuesday, May 08, 2007

FRANKENSTEIN HOT DOG AMERICA

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Hot dogs, Frankenstein's Monster & America should all be made up out of all manner of meats, ground or sewn together, salted, spiced, smoked & shocked through with electricity. Essentially lower-middle class, hard working, scary, almost out of control & constantly pursued by the ignorant, European mob. Goes down great with a good, cheap beer. Best served at a ball game, county fair or on the streets of a big city. You actually meet Americans who haven't eaten hot dogs, thought about Frankenstein's Monster or have been proud to be an American "in a long time". How long has it been? Why is it? Too busy eating quiche? Too busy drinking Evian (Naive)? It's time to be a real American.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

Wallpaper, Lil' Ghouls ™



I made this to use as a background for my myspace page. It makes an okay screensaver too. I've been messing around more and more with kinda straight-forward design 'tasks', for lack of a better term. I do this with the idea in the back of my head that I should be trying to work in design/illustration. I know I won't get work doing brush and ink drawings of hovering mutated eyeballs, so I'm messing around with simpler deals.
Here are a few little wacom/photoshop guys.Really simple and pretty fun.




Clive Barker Heads











































I stumbled across these scans I took of a couple drawings I was lucky enough to have Clive Barker draw for me a long time ago. Strangely the point headed one was drawn in 96 and the other in 98, I guess when he sees me he's compelled to draw weird masks on sticks. I need to go to another book signing of his sometime and give him some artwork back in return. I've been reading his books since my early teens and he's continued to be a huge influence in my artwork. His Abarat series has been one of the larger influences in how I conceptualize my own fantasy worlds.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

What is the giant squid's favorite color?

The Giant Squid rants at Poor Mojo's Almanac vary between pretty funny and pure demented genius. This essay is one of the latter.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Thursday, May 03, 2007

skull disco

I do the artwork for the label skull disco and've just noticed the new website's up and running


Wednesday, May 02, 2007

bing, bang, boom

New card art, also, most likely my entries into the Entarte Kunts show (more on this later!) up in Portland this June at Optic Nerve gallery.
This is the Frankenstein's Monster version of my character "Chinese Spaghetti".
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This is a grown up Pippy Longstocking, except she is a hill-billy.
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This is Jonny Gestapo, my zine writing alter-ego from early issues of my first zine, Goblin's Armpit. He is a character that reflects my previous non-understanding of myself as not an underdog Popeye type of character, but as a dominating Bluto.
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This is High Ball, a glue sniffing giant eye headed dude.
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This is Darian the Aryan Barbarian, he's kind of a holdover from the punk & hardcore crossover days. The kind of guy you used to meet at those kinds of shows.
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Bissettes' Monster Blog

Steve Bissette, one of my favorite horror cartoonists ever, is running one of my favorite blogs around, Myrant. He's using the blog format in a really good way, a way that mirrors zines of yore; Personal blather, socio-political opinionizing and interviews with some great comics-related figures, like the venerable Bryan Talbot ( part one was just posted). It's a model I don't see too much of, with most blogs using an either/or, "personal" or subject-specific model.
What's more, Bissette promises more interviews..

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John Fogerty:icon

So the next thing I may be doing is some drawings to go with these off-color John Fogerty song parodies I wrote. Hopefully they'll be shown at a gallery show focusing on John Fogerty's apocryphal career as a swamp pervert that's being organized by my pal Bert Stabler. It's supposed to take place at Roots and Culture gallery in early July.

Anyway, I thought people might enjoy seeing some of the parodies. This one's to the tune of "Heard It Through the Grapevine" (originally by Marvin Gaye, of course, but covered by CCR.) I guess if people like it, I'll post more; if people don't, I won't, if people are indifferent, who knows what I'll do?


Schtupping in Your Green Slime

Oooo, bet you’re spurting pallid goo,
while roaches lick your underoos,
Have I got insect eggs inside my drawers,
Or am I just happy to see your sores?
Lips like mildewed Frito lay;
tongue like a fish-stick half-decayed, ooo

Chorus:
I’m schtupping in your green slime;
gelatinous orifice and it’s all mine
Oo, schtupping in your green slime;
fat pimples burst inside your mind.
Ribbit, ribbit, yeah

You know a pustule that crawls with flies
is the kind I want to get inside,
Stale queef makes my anatomy
crave your dank episiotomy
When I hear your intestines squelch
my love-gun begins to belch, ooo


Chorus

The cancer bursting from your mammaries
smells like milk but tastes like beer.
Chemotherapeutic booze
Flows like thin gruel from your rear.
In my pants the polyps grow,
As the lymph nodes come out to whore,
Don’t you know


Chorus

Chorus

EYE-SORE COVER -LP


This just in.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Weekly Top 5, minus 4, #2

I’m taking a slightly different track with my insanely popular top 5 feature; I’m breaking it up into individual “reviews” that I’ll post as I finish, and, instead of simply listing ‘stuff’ that I really like, I’m going to use items; comics, movies, shows, various media, etc., that I’ve been ‘into’ as springboards into ideas that I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. Hopefully, this’ll provide a more tangible link to our shared world of comics, art and all that stuff, with what might otherwise read like the random blather of the crazy-eyed old man that’s at the coffee shop every time you go there. And, really, it reflects the way I actually view most of this “stuff” .
As I age, I look upon all of this stuff that somehow piles up in every nook of my apartment with less and less of the unchecked enthusiasm of my adolescence, when I looked to art, comics and music to somehow provide for me an identity and , consequently, ate up whatever ideas this stuff inspired in me, as long as it pushed the right buttons, indulged my perception of self, creating a kind of feedback loop of feel-goodism that ran tighter and faster as it went on, spitting out all alien bodies that might infect it*. I see it now in that annoying air of overblown self-confidence you see in people in their late teens or early twenties, who’re also at the coffee shop every fucking time you are.
It became pretty clear that it was an entirely false-conciousness - life experience, exposing myself to ideas that ran counter to those I basked in, or having them foisted upon me – this broke the spell , so to speak.Without sounding too melodramatic, I’ll let you know that it was painful and confusing. I thought I had stuff figured out: Each night after work or school I’d dig a few of my buddies out of the pile of stuff in the corner and we’d hang out for hours, telling each other how awesome we were. It’s like, somewhere along the line, I nodded off for an hour and woke up to the sounds of my pals murmuring plans in foreign accents involving my ass and the highest bidder. The party is over.
Even though the party was over I had a need for this stuff; For a while it felt like I was digging through ashtrays for lipstick-stained roaches, but I eventually decided – even after hosing away the vomit on the back porch- that there was too much promise there.Promise for what, I can’t really say. I promise I’ll drop the party analogy now, that’s for sure, because that keg is all foam.

So, how do I approach all this stuff from now on? Do I refuse all materials that don’t expose my murky cave-like brain to pure, shining brilliance? – That sounds good sometimes: Pure, Concerted, Disciplined, No Bullshit, etc..
But I’m reminded of something one of those really smart guys wrote about artists “They’re damned to be of their time but not in it.” ( paraphrase, of course.I honestly don’t recall who wrote that.) .

From the front door of the house I grew up in, you could see the hulking neon backside of
My towns’ mall. It was full of video games and movies and candy and comics and monster magazines.It was my second home. I once came to, wandering the parking lot in my pajamas in the middle of the night. I wanted whatever was in that place, even while I was sleeping. I was an addict by age ten.
( I still have dreams about wandering through that mall ( now an office building/warehouse) and finding the coolest comic book you’ve ever seen. It’s usually kind of psychedelic looking, with lurid colors and thick black inks. I set it aside to dig for more and when I turn to retrieve it, it’s gone, somewhere back on the rack.)
- All this crap is in me, but I’m not of it- Or is it the other way around?
Asking me to refuse anything resoundingly unbrilliant is like asking a retarded fat kid to jump rope and recite a monolouge from King Lear (That analogy is actually too close to the reality of the subject to work properly, but I’m going to stick with it cause I’m too dim-witted and hungry to think of a new one)**- It’s just not in me, or of me, or in the time of me that I’m not in but of, or whatever the fuck.
-And all that junk led me somewhere, I think; even if it consisted primarily of escapism, it was an escape to somewhere where you might find some nugget of value in there among the tits and skulls.It at least set the stage full of props and imagery – stuff that I could use on my own...
I’ll get to the point: the only way I can really engage all of this stuff is with that same schism in mind that caused this mess, only now refurbishing it as a critical tool.
- It’s the disparity between my perception of reality and what I think the material is trying to communicate to me about reality. It’s pretty direct, it’s pretty literal; I’m a pretty literal-minded guy ( yes, I am comfortable with that.)
I’m pretty comfortable with my ideas about what looks good; I think I know good drawing when I see it. I’m pretty sure I can recognize formal invention as well as clunky storytelling.- This stuff is the parsley on the real meat of the matter. That meat is the content***; In terms of comics, it addresses the fundamental reason for their existence, which is to communicate something, weather it’s some obtuse tone-poem in panels or a chart depicting the life cycle of a self-loathing Canadian .
- So, let’s figure out what it’s telling us, what it’s communicating either by design or default and let’s use our God-given sense of reality and truth to figure out wether we value the message or not. I do this not because I want to shit on people, or out of jealousy ( I am jealous of many good artists, not the ones I shit on..) , I do it cause I’m after the promise of something meaningful that stopped me from throwing all of my stuff in the trash when the bubble burst .It involves determining what has value, what has none, what has a little,etc.,etc.
It seems obvious and it is -BUT- I seem to encounter with some regularity a willful reluctance among people my age to engage art in terms of personal value.They either adopt some feigned sense of objectivity in which value is determined by their sense of how “culture” might interpret something ( and it’s usually the most novel interpretation that finds favor), or they indulge in what seems like magical thinking, by which , through occult means, we will any minor tingle of pleasure into meaningful-ness; It’s the language that a shittily traced rendering of Garfield “speaks” to an art school drop-out somewhere in New England.
They are both de-personalized.they are both steeped in irony.It’s the kind of irony that consists soley of embracing the inverse perception of the actual, the opposite of the expectations that we’ve based on a sense of shared reality ( and these expectations are valued only as much as they can be confounded, blah blah).It disengages the ironicizer from the ‘other’, or the ‘expector’ and allows whoever ‘gets it’ entry into the “in crowd”.You’re either in or out.
Have you guys ever read the kind of criticism that actually asks questions like, “Is it good for comics?”, like you have to nurse the abstract phantom to health to train it for gold, or, “Did they achieve their objective?” , regardless of wether you approve of their objective ? -which is like training the phantom for gold in the Special Olympics, i.e, egalitarianism run amok .
Sadly, it seems like the majority of “professional” criticism falls into this camp.It’s often mere inches away from mentioning Box-Office numbers right before a “tuned-in” description.
If this straw man I’ve built is the difference between ‘pro’ criticism and amateur, I’ll go with amateur; I’m not interested in being a functionary critic, an administrator of “even-keeled” , rationi-ized criticism. What the imaginary citizen of an imaginary “culture” might make of of something cannot begin to have any meaning to me. I remember Alf and neon sunglasses and I like acting like an idiot with my friends, but this stuff isn’t valuable to me- it’s a diversion.
I take this stuff personally. I have to.It’s a part of my character, and, what the fuck- it’s all I’ve got.

*- I think a lot of artists try to keep that feel-good loop going. In fact, I sometimes suspect that keeping that going and operating within it is what is often recognized as
“dedication” and is met with “success”.

** Actually, the analogy doesn’t work at all. It does reflect the murkiness I live in well.

*** Yes, I know , content is drawing, is “aesthetics” ( I shudder every time I use that word..),etc.,etc.,.


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1.1. NATIONAL WASTE #6
I’ve argued with people who’re really concerned with the “ecosphere” a few times and I’ve come away with the idea that they’re motivated in part by an image of this static state of pure “nature”, uncorrupted by the hell other people bring- all those careless, greedy people with their SUVS,etc.etc.- and that this is the vision they’re defending from those who look upon their claims with skepticism. It’s a place where all life can live according to it’s nature, away from the pretense, ego, greed, ignorance and hubris that define humanity at it’s worst.
It’s pretty easy to compare this vision of nature and mans’ role in it to the appeal of Outisder Art, or Art-Brut; an unaffected method of creating art that’s simultaneously the concerted creation of one individual- you can see ‘Natural” mans’ hand at work-, but too disinterested in what others ( with the hell they bring) might care for to be considered solipsistic.It makes no concessions to what might be considered artificial constructs of beauty , to notions of skill and craft ( egotism?) or to the cultural traditions that brought them about; if the hell of other people has a home, it’s there.
Lief Goldbergs’ National Waste series features short comics with ecological themes drawn in an Art-Brut style, familiar to fans of Fort Thunder, of which Goldberg was a central figure.
The first strip, STICK SPACESHIP, involves a helmeted bureaucrat leading a ‘pep rally’ of identical helmeted men within a domed, sterile complex. The “pep rally” involves nothing more than instructions for achieving “inner happiness” by modifying a series of mechanical pre-sets- I surmise-within their own identically programmed minds.They’re returned to “infinitely pleasurable production mode”. The “stick Spaceship” of the title has been hovering above the dome all the while. A giant anthropomorphic bird appears, flying around the head of the ‘leader’ ; “Gaia ..sendsss a gift”, it says. A scuffle breaks out; other bird creatures crash through the dome, helmet-heads are separated from necks and the leader is flown to “the lions’ den” somewhere out in the wasteland.
STICK SPACESHIP, like the rest of the NATIONAL WASTE, is drawn in scratchy pen lines; what looks like some bic pen here, some Uni-Ball or Sharpie there. The rest of the strips involve awkwardly drawn anthropomorphic and human characters inhabiting a squalid, waste-world, living off the refuse of a consumer culture whose sweat pants are ready to burst from too much toxic sugary useless crap.
I do think people damage the environment, but I don’t think “nature” is a static , pure state that man can only corrupt and I’m a little weary of a college-educated artist ( one educated at RISD, no less ) taking on a naïve bent in their artwork, but I can’t dismiss National Waste so easily- there is something there that I really respond to; the world built in National Waste is funny,odd and provides an infinite canvas of possibilities. This is, at it’s core,a work of science fiction .Unlike the majority of science fiction, it focuses on the hapless idiots that have to live in the wake of major social change and have had no hand in it’s creation- they might not even understand any of it, much less be able to do anything about it. Stuff just happens- that’s all they know, and that’s all we’re shown.

I don’t buy the environmental concerns in the comic. Even though it’s obviously an exaggerated, comic-booky world, I think it’s a little too simplistic to say anything I value - and- here’s the crux- I’m not sure if the Brut trappings of his comics allows for much nuance. The STICK SPACESHIP story, for instance, is a mere 7 pages long and reads more like a series of snapshots , or a high-light reel of the best moments of the story. On one hand, it cuts through the bullshit, get’s to the fun stuff; it makes no concessions to the reader. On the other hand, it makes no concessions to the reader.
That’s what’s got me in a tough spot with not only National Waste, but a lot of the art comics that sprung up in the wake of Fort Thunder; There’s a certain vitality and energy that comes with eschewing traditional storytelling techniques and craft concerns, on the other hand, these traditions became such because they worked, they helped give people what they wanted in a comics reading experience; something the reader could immerse themself in without being jarred out of by seeing the artists’ hand everywhere, or in clumsy panel transitions. In the world of National Waste, would this be a concession to commerce? To tradition? Hmm.
It’ll be fun to watch art comics like National Waste evolve.I wonder if we might see some of the older practitioners of this kind of work attempt to stretch the bounds they’ve set . This is my projection, of course; I’m pretty sure I’d get bored if I didn’t move along after a while.
I’d like to see the same level of craft and care that’s so obvious in the screenprinted covers of National Waste ( worth the price alone) applied to the cartooning. I want the contents to look as good, I want to see Goldbergs’ world fleshed out enough to hang around in for a while, to see enough space in the stories for the unexpected to occur, along with the ridiculous and exciting.

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-Cover of a recent Goldberg project

Monday, April 30, 2007

THE SKY EATS DIRT

Nice to meet you.

Recently I got a new domain (www.humanmollusk.com). I don't know exactly what I'm gonna do with it yet, so for the time being I added a second character to the Molluskhead painting I posted ages ago and put the pair up there as a welcome page.



Friday, April 27, 2007

The Kipper Kids

The world is divided into two halves, those who know who the Kipper Kids are and those who don't. If you are one of those unlucky individuals to be unfamiliar, well this post should send you on the insane road to the other side.



My first experience with these characters, made up of Brian Routh and Martin von Haselberg was sometime in the mid 80's on The Mondo Beyondo Show, the clip posted above. It was one of the funniest goddamn things I'd ever seen and has stayed in my head ever since. At the age of 11 I saw UHF (yeah I was one of the few people who actually did see it in the theater) and there was a cameo appearance of the Kipper Kids. The only time I'd get to see them rootin and tootin around on the big screen. They appeared during the fundraiser for the channel. Then many years go by and in 2004 I discover Richard Elfman's film Forbidden Zone. This movie is a perfect fit for the surreal insanity of the Kipper Kids.



If you have the chance you should check out the dvd and watch the cut out scenes. One of them is a full sequence of the Kippers doing their thing, throwing food on each other and grunting about. At some point one of them starts saying "smokey bacon! smokey bacon!" and they say it back and forth. It is insanely funny to watch.

I'll bet you thought this had nothing to do with comics. No, as it turns out Brian Routh made a comic about the exploits of the Kipper Kids in 1977 titled "Kipper Kids ComiX" which can be viewed and purchased here. You'll see in this comic the Kipper clones which are also running rampant in this clip.

Another point of interest are the songs created by Brian Routh.

And while I find this duo of bizarre characters incredibly funny, they get into such abstract surreal and wildly bizarre scenarios as can be seen in their numerous short films. they are also very artistically inspiring to me. I have plans on making a large digital work that is a tribute to the Kipper Kids. It's still in the floating around inside my head stage but I know it will involve hundreds of the Kipper clones with the original two in some peucliar situation.


Be sure to check out the websites of the Kippers, Brian Routh and Martin von Haselberg to see the peculiar arry of things they are up to now.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

THE FUTURE!!!

We watched IDIOCRACY on recommendation from Brother Lupo last night. I felt that it was barely satire, this is already the world we live in, it was just presented hyperbolically. While watching the movie, i realized that this is the world that i've been ready for my entire life! A world full of idiots, chemical weapons, gross marketing campaigns, sex sells, police verbiage & extreme nacho pro-wrestling. I was not raised with a lot of expectations from society, & i've been actively expecting some kind of apocalypse ever since i understood the dinosaur's getting wiped out, so i'm pretty much ready for anything. In many ways, the present is alot stupider than the future as presented in Idiocracy. One example is Wackipedia, which seemed like a good idea for a minute, but then, i realized that it is perhaps, one of the stupidest things ever made. It's supposed to be an authoritative source, but it can be edited at any moment by anyone, usually by people who have way too much time on their hands, you have to source your information, which is pretty arbitrary & there is no telling who is actually writing or editing the articles, given that everyone uses handles & doesn't disclose their actual identity. In the world of hyper-democracy, no one matters! Ultimately, it is going to create an ouroborosised or hamf'd (ham fed ham) effect on information, that is, it will all come from the same source, echo away from itself, get modified, interpreted to serve interests & then be redigested. This will only continue, as is the case with all democratic institutions, until all of the information is the consistency of gruel. Taking this into account, Idiocracy presents a future that is too exciting, because the current trends are towards blandness. These futuristic ideas most likely come from humanity's attempts at understanding evolution & applying evolutionary concepts onto humanity. Alot of the bigger mistakes in recent history come from applying scientific & political theories onto humanity, i'm thinking of things like eugenics, environmentalism, psychotherapy & feminism. The other likely source of this devolutionary notion comes from the idea that we as humans reached the pinnacle of our existence already, whether that was during Greco-Roman times, the Renaissance, the height of industrialism, the fifties, Clinton era liberalism or whatever, & that the only way is down. My feeling is that things are usually the same with humanity, there is a large mass of pretty average people who just need solid culture to keep them on the right track, there are a large number of idiots who just need some help, there are a small number of geniuses who can be dangerous or useful, but are usually a combination of both, & that's a good thing. It is stupid to allow the mass to determine its own fate, because it is ouroborosised, just like Wackipedia. It is also stupid for the geniuses to look to the mass for leadership or direction, also polling the masses in terms of the success of their various projects, because this is not what the masses actually want.

yellow snow


Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Monday, April 23, 2007

5 Things I like This week

Luke set the form: I don't know if there are actually five things I like this week, but let's see:

1. E. Nesbitt's "Book of Dragons". I've read some of E. Nesbitt's children's books before; she's very witty, though a little precious. This one, though, is better than all the rest because it is the closest to being completely batshit insane. In one story dragons start appearing everywhere (the first one flies into the protagonist's eye) so the kids go to wake up St. George, and they find him and wake him up, and then he says there are too many dragons and just goes back to sleep again. In another they go to the North Pole (which is actually a big pole made out of ice) and are attacked by sealskin dwarves, which are little dwarves made out of sealskin (naturally enough.) Oh, yeah, and there's a giant ice slide. And polite moths. My favorite though is "Uncle James, or the Purple Stranger," set in the island of Rotundia where "all the animals are the wrong sizes." "The guinea pig, as you know, was as big as our elephants, and the elepant -- dear little pet -- was the size of the silly, tiny, black-and-tan dogs that ladies carry sometimes in their muffs. The rabbits were about the size of our rhinoceroses, and all about the wild parts of the island they had made their burrows as big as railway tunnels. The dormouse, of course, was the biggest of all the creatures. I can't tell you how big he was. Even if you think of elephants it will not help you at all. Luckily there was only one of him, and he was always asleep. otherwise I don't think the Rotundians could have borne with him. As it was, they made him a house, and it saved the expense of a brass band, because no band could possibly have been heard when the dormouse was talking in his sleep." It's like a British Wizard of Oz, totally trippy, yet urbane. What a great book.

2. Lumidee, "Almost Famous". Great R&B album from 2003, I think. Really nice, sparse production and subtle, layered Latin beats. Her voice is charmingly quavery. (She has a new album out now which isn't really as good, alas.)

3. British psych folk -- I've been really getting into this the last month or so. I was already a big fan of Donovan, but a friend lent me a comp called "Gather in the Mushrooms" and I've been checking out some more obscure artists I found through that. I've been listening to Sandy Denny (she sang for Fairport Convention -- some really nice dirges) and Sallyangie (Mike Oldfield's first project.) Do you like this stuff, Robert? It reminds me a lot of shoegazer pop -- fey and dreamy with gorgeous arrangements. Though, y'know, without the really loud electric guitars.

4. Planimeters — Perfect for finding the area of an irregular surface. Who knew?

5. Shameless self-promotion: I've got a bunch of stuff out in the last week or so. An article in the reader about a hipster D&D apocalypse; a short poem about deep-sea fish; an illustration on the Flaming Fire site; and a couple articles in the new issue of TCJ, which should be on shelves this week.

KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOOOM!

WORLD DESTRUCTION by TIME ZONE




People always ask me what 1909 1977 means. This video tells the story very clearly. 1909 is the year the Futurist Manifesto was written. Futurism is essentially Art Punk from long ago. Snarling Italian reactionaries smashing the history that threatened to strangle their nation. 1977 is the year Punk really echoed around the world. Snarling English kids smashing the stagnant Rock & Roll bloat that had set upon the world in the 70s. Shocking grannies with bright colors, nasty attitudes & fast, cheap & easy to produce pop trash culture. Punk was the only really revolutionary form of music to be introduced, even if it drew heavily on old rock & roll, in intention & execution, it wiped a bit of the slate clean, clearing the way for something like a pop single from Afrika Bambaataa (Hip Hop Zulu Futurist) & Johnny Rotten (True embodiment of the Punk spirit) about armaggedon. It is important to note that what was contained in these two movements was the dynamic seed, violent energy, unrestricted creativity, unrelenting passion, when one tries to recreate the movement, the point is lost. The dynamic energy is the important thing.

DEATH DISCO by PIL




PLANET ROCK by AFRIKA BAMBAATAA & THE SOULSONIC FORCE




BUFFALO GALS by MALCOLM MCLAREN (SEX PISTOLS IMPRESSARIO)




All of this made way for the KLF.
3 AM ETERNAL by THE KLF