MY GOTT! DUNGEON DEGENERATES IS HERE!

Dungeon Degenerates - Hand of Doom is the biggest project Goblinko has created to date & it arrived in Portland on Halloween, 2017. We've spent the last two weeks getting a thousand kickstarter backed copies out to our backers & now we're gearing up for our big Christmas Sale. What started out as a combat card game that we asked our friend Eric Radey to write rules for has grown into a monstrous board game with an enormous world to explore - full of intrigue, weirdness, terror & lowlife elements. We put our full 100% into this game & it really shows.

I did an absurd amount of art for this game. Every card has unique art - every monster & every loot is a new piece of art. The Rules & The Missions books are heavily illustrated as well. Game Designer Eric Radey went the extra mile as well - the rules are smooth & effective & the thing drips with background information. It is an intense, immersive & new fantasy world that is both familiar & surprising at the same time.

Dungeon Degenerates incorporates tons of Goblinko themes that we've developed over the years & you will find yourself immersed in the life-changing weirdness that we've spent almost 20 years creating. Sausages, midgets, the occult, drugs, fungus, S&M, Euro-Strangeness, Shamanism, societal disfunction, cults & Goblins are just some of the things waiting you in Dungeon Degenerates.

We're just starting on this thing - check it out!

- Sean

PORK #21 IS OUT NOW

I'M REALLY STOKED ON THE NEW ISSUE OF PORK MAGAZINE!!! 24 GIANT PAGES OF PORK - DECLARING A WORLD OF TROUBLE!!! I INTERVIEW FERAL HOUSE PUBLISHER, WRITER & SATANIC TROUBLE-MAKER ADAM PARFREY!!! WE LOOK BACK AT MALCOLM MCLAREN & VIVIENNE WESTWOOD'S PUNK ROCK SEDITIONARIES & THEIR REVOLUTIONARY ART INTO LIFE METHODOLOGY! I TALK TO BOB GORMAN OF GWAR & THE SLAVE PIT WEIRDO ART WAR MACHINE!!! WE PROFILE LOS ANGELES' ROCK&ROLLERS DR. BOOGIE & THEIR NEW RECORD GOTTA GET BACK... TO NEW YORK CITY!!! PLUS! THE USUAL: LOTS OF REVIEWS, KATIE AABERG'S PHOTO FUNNIES FEATURING ALL LIL'PIGS, COMIC ISLAND COMIX BY KAZ, THE SLOW POISONER, THE FORSLEY BROTHERS, MAX CLOTT, FERNANDEZ, GUNSHO, MIKEY BOSSSDOG, ALEX CHIU, CHICO FELIX, KELLY CAMPANILE, ALEX HAGEN, CHASE TAIL & SEAN AABERG! BAD IDEAS COLUMNS WITH DAN SHOUP LOOKS AT ARCHAEO OPTIMISM FOR THE NEW YEAR, THE SLOW POISONER ANSWERS ALL, JJ MK EXPLORES THE UNBELIEVABLE, MYKEL BOARD GRIPES, JAKE KELLY TALKS THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS, BOBBY MADNESS SAYS THINGS TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM, THE ILLAGE VIDIOT BRINGS YOU THE BEST VIDEOISMS, CHASE TAIL BRINGS US HIS TALES FROM THE CRYPT & SEAN AABERG SAYS WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S GOTTA BE SEEN TO BELIEVED. THE ONLY MAGAZINE THAT MATTERS. CRAMMED TO THE GILLS WITH REAL STREET ROCKER JUNK SCRAPED FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF PORKLAND. PORK MAGAZINE. AT THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.