Reposted from UZI REPTOID.
In the year 5012, a strange cytoplasmic creature cytoplasmic was sighted in my galaxy. It is the VAMPIRE Parasitis! A deadly, formless mass which feeds on all forms of life and assumes the mutated form of swallowed prey! VAMPIRE Parasitis has made rapid progress towards THIS HOME PLANET EARTH IN THE YEAR 1988. We have launched a comprehensive attack. But the massive VAMPIRE Parasitis crushed the entire season! A
orbiting hospital Ship is still swallowed whole - with the beautiful nun-bots on board! YOU ARE UZI REPTOID, Second Lieutenant, the sole survivor of the Force. Offside by the action of your ship's energy faulty drive, you Witnesses to the attack! But it's not too late to join the fight! Now your arms are ready and your ship was repaired! Jettison from your Space vehicles, ignite and power to zoom in VAMPIRE Parasitis "GRISTLY SURFACE." Your mission: Blast your way within VAMPIRE Parasitis nightmarish body and fight Your way to their core business - to destroy!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TRYING TO SUMMON WITH THESE THINGS?