Sunday, May 06, 2007

What is the giant squid's favorite color?

The Giant Squid rants at Poor Mojo's Almanac vary between pretty funny and pure demented genius. This essay is one of the latter.

1 comment:

aeron said...

I want to fish for squid! One of my fantasies is to deep sea dive, wrestle one of those really big sea crabs at the bottom of the ocean floor, take it up to the surface, beat it to death, snap its legs off and eat em. I got the idea from two things, 1 - I know there's really big crabs at the bottom of the ocean waiting to be eaten by me and 2 - the end of Mysterious Island. Those lucky bastards in that movie get to eat a giant crab the size of a car. That's what I call a happy ending.