EATEN BY DUCKS: THE S**TKICKER

Monday, April 23, 2007

Here he is...with your mom

SEAN said...: Ha ha! Awesome. Seems like someone the Ninja Turtles would fight, like Casey Jones on methamphetamines.; April 23, 2007 at 1:17 PM
Aeron said...: IT's a Matthew Allison super hero, stealing moms and offering them back at discount prices!; April 23, 2007 at 2:09 PM
Matthew Allison said...: The Shitkicker (real name Marcus Bookchin) was born with Treacher Collins syndrome (no bones in his face). He's had reconstructive surgery over the years but has gotten into the habit of stapling and super gluing his face shut.

He will still live in a run-down Gravitron. He fights local jocks - two of whom wear their football uniforms 24/7 and are known as the Duh Brothers - and rednecks using hammers, cordless drills, circular saws, etc...

He may have a girlfriend who, because of the parasitic twin in her stomach, always appears to be 9 months pregnant.

He might ride a Green Machine.

He loves Judas Priest.; April 24, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Human Mollusk said...: This is awesome. Show us more!; May 1, 2007 at 5:23 AM