Tuesday, April 29, 2008

BIO-BURGER

Welcome to Bio-Burger, can i take your order?

Salt orders from Bio-Burger.

This is how the future will look in case you were wondering. The future of Goblinko comix that is. Next episode of Salt features the new EXTRA DIMENSIONAL FORTRESS where everyone lives, which is either rolling around earth on giant tank treads or floating in space. The enterior of this thing is just going to be a big commercial mess full of visual chaos & clutter & impossible geometry.

10 comments:

Aeron said...

So is there going to be some crazy giant Burgerking vs Mcdonalds robot fight in the streets?

Aeron said...

Mcdonaldbot could shoot hardened mcnuggets like a machine gun while Wendeysbot would spray a toxic cloud of frosty. Burgerking bot would be droppin whopper bombs out of some robo cannon or somethin.

Anonymous said...

hee hee hee. I love you man. hee
mostyn

zeke said...

'BioBurger' sounds very ominous... what evil meat goes into those things?!
maybe a compound of compressed maggots, engineered to taste like sweetened beef...mmmm!

zeke said...

Just remembered, if you'd like it incuded please could you email me your drawing for voida Voida, cheers.

Mr. Sean said...

Aeron, there will definitely be burger battles of some kind. But no recognizable burger corporations, maybe parodies, like BURGER EMPEROR & CLOWN BURGER & BOX BURGER or something... some sort of Wendy's like transvestite burger seller... who knows? Bio-Burger is possibly an alien burger chain in disguise as an earthian burger chain, or maybe no disguise at all, but basically, it's vat grown meat products. The new version of Salt is going to be filled with all the sci-fi synth foods & stimumeat & designer drugs & cybernetic implants & jacking into the net, but done in this dystopian, garbage world meets eastern bloc meets extreme capitalism, judge dredd plus gary panter plus tom bunk plus whoever did that one comic in Secret Comics Japan about the caracturd generator. Zeke, i'll email my voida entree. Chris, no drunk blogging! ha ha. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I am actually inspired. I have been walking 3 miles to work every day rather than driving. It has gotten me thinking about what I really dislike and for me it is not your typical liberal diatribes like capitalism but rather, greed, homogonization, consumerist zombies, etc. I am thinking of doing a series of drawings based on my own town. Super Wal-mart honkee land. At the same time there is a rebelion of local shop pwners with local flavor. Might be real interesting. thanks.
Mostyn

Mr. Sean said...

for real chris. i love the chaos of mercantilism, i hate the control & conformity of corporatism, which is really looking just like communism to me these days. selling stuff, cheap prices, haggling, big flashy signs, neon, plastic, chaos, cars, i love all that stuff, but it's the bland nature of its current incarnation, which is totally un-neccessary & unamerican that is really the shit that drives me crazy. yes for flavor!

Anonymous said...

I miss dime stores like woolworths where the plastic crap was super cool giant army men and sparking rayguns and crap. You could go to the diner and get a grilled cheese and fries and then go down the mega cheap toy isle. Dam! I hate the way things have become. Crap, now Im pissed. Thanks alot.
Mostyn

Anonymous said...

you know man, I would love to do a zine with you sometime. let me know if youre interested. mostyn