Tuesday, May 08, 2007
FRANKENSTEIN HOT DOG AMERICA
Hot dogs, Frankenstein's Monster & America should all be made up out of all manner of meats, ground or sewn together, salted, spiced, smoked & shocked through with electricity. Essentially lower-middle class, hard working, scary, almost out of control & constantly pursued by the ignorant, European mob. Goes down great with a good, cheap beer. Best served at a ball game, county fair or on the streets of a big city. You actually meet Americans who haven't eaten hot dogs, thought about Frankenstein's Monster or have been proud to be an American "in a long time". How long has it been? Why is it? Too busy eating quiche? Too busy drinking Evian (Naive)? It's time to be a real American.